*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen
girl: come over
me: interior crocodile alligator
girl: my parents aren’t home
me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater